erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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