You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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