Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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