Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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