Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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