Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize