ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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