In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Quick, to the slutcave!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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