Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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