hell yes lets make some ravioli
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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