do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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