Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
