How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
His hands were made for my vagina.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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