Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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