we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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