Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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