There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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