i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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