What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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