I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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