So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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