I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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