I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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