This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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