I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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