...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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