But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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