well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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