fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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