Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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