As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Randomize
