It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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