But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
