He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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