return my video game
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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