the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
