The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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