that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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