so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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