I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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