I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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