The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
