CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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