8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Congratulations! We have a period
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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