I wish they made helmets for livers.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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