Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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