THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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