Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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