STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
third nipple confirmed
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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