Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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