mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
